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Category Archives: Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse in Richmond with Junk Removal

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse in Richmond with Junk Removal

We’re entering into a high zombie alert situation. Between Halloween and the return of “The Walking Dead” zombies are everywhere. Can you survive a zombie attack? First order of business is to determine what kind of zombies you’re dealing with. A Voodoo zombie is an animated corpse that is usually brought back from the dead with a specific mission. If you’re not the target of a Voodoo zombie, you could survive an attack. Even if a Voodoo zombie bites you, it doesn’t mean you’ll turn into a zombie. For that, you need to go to a Voodoo priestess.

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The virus-plagued zombies are the ones that can cause the most trauma. These usually break down to two distinct categories: slow walkers and runners. The slow walkers are easy to dispatch. Yes, they can surprise you but a swift blow to the head with a blunt object should do the trick. A running zombie is a bit more challenging to take care. This is why you should wear protective gear at all

times. You know those suits dog trainers wear to avoid getting bit? That would be the way to go.

When the zombie virus starts to spread, you’ll want to have your survival kit standing by. This should be a trunk size package that contains things like first aid supplies, iodine tablets, flashlights, tools, flares, clothes and canned goods. If you can put this trunk on a rolling cart, all the better because you never know when you might have to leave. As it happens, this survival kit can also come in handy during storm evacuations. It’s important to have quick access to your survival kit otherwise, it’s not going to do you much good. If there is a lot of clutter standing between you and your kit, you better get it cleared away with the help of Junk King.

Junk King are the pros when it comes to decluttering a space. The Junk King crew will happily load up anything and everything you want to get rid of. This should leave you a clear path to your survival kit and your holiday decorations and other important stored items. A single junk removal appointment with Junk King will get rid of your clutter and have you ready to face the zombies. Make that call today!

Junk King Richmond
2350 Lanier Road
Rockville, VA 23146
Hours: M-F: 8A-5P, Sa: 8A-4P

Providing junk removal services to the Richmond area, including:

Ashland
Aylett
Barhamsville
Beaverdam
Bumpass
Crozier
Doswell
Fork Union
Glen Allen
Goochland
Gum Spring
Hadensville
Hanover
Henrico
Kents Store
Louisa
Mechanicsville
Richmond
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