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Category Archives: Zombie Survival Tips From Junk King: Kill the Clutter

Zombie Survival Tips From Junk King: Kill the Clutter

If “The Walking Dead” has taught us anything about zombies it is that they are unrelenting when it comes to getting their next meal. How many times have you seen a zombie without legs crawling for a bite? What about all those zombies that have been burnt up in a fire? They’re still walking for dinner. The only way to stop a zombie is to strike them in the head. This makes a solid baseball bat or golf club the weapon of choice. You certainly don’t want to waste bullets when a good swing of a club will do. Ideally, if you have a katana, then you would be set.

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We also learned that if a zombie bites you on the limb, you can be saved if the limb is quickly dispatched with. That’s where that katana would come in handy. If you’re bitten anywhere else, it’s time to put your affairs in order and say your good-byes. The goal is to stay one step ahead of the zombies. Thankfully, most zombies are of the slow walking variety. When they start running, all bets are off.

As with any type of apocalypse, you want to make sure you’ve got an exit strategy. That first exit could mean getting out of your home before the zombie hordes show up. That’s why you need Junk King. If your home is full of clutter, then you’ll just be stumbling around in the dark looking for canned goods while zombies come knocking at your door. You want a clear path through your basement, garage and living room. Junk King can give you that path!

One call to Junk King will have a team of clutter fighters sent to your home to remove anything that stands between you and a fast exit. While they’re at it, that Junk King crew can also clear out the unwanted items in your closet, attic and basement. Hey, if you’re going to abandon your home to the zombies, you don’t want to leave it a mess.

When it comes to this zombie proofing decluttering, Junk King isn’t going to charge you an arm or a leg (the perfect zombie snack BTW). Instead, you’ll pay a fair price based on how much space your junk will fill up on the back of the truck. It’s always a fair and fast deal with Junk King, the true enemy of the zombie!

Junk King Richmond
2350 Lanier Road
Rockville, VA 23146
Hours: M-F: 8A-5P, Sa: 8A-4P

Providing junk removal services to the Richmond area, including:

Ashland
Aylett
Barhamsville
Beaverdam
Bumpass
Crozier
Doswell
Fork Union
Glen Allen
Goochland
Gum Spring
Hadensville
Hanover
Henrico
Kents Store
Louisa
Mechanicsville
Richmond
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