Have you heard of the vampyroteuthis infernalis? The literal translation would be “vampire squid from hell” and according to the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute this underwater creature can be classified as a “living fossil that harmlessly subsists primarily on the ocean’s waste products, including fecal matter and discarded shells.” This particular squid lives 3,000 feet below the surface where there is very little oxygen. The researchers found out about the habits of this critter after studying underwater tapes. They also managed to snag one of the beasties and put it under the microscope. What they found was that this squid is kind of like an underwater goat eating up the garbage of the ocean.
That would certainly be a new approach to cleaning up your own kitchen mess. “Honey, can you pull out the squid to clean up the sink?” Even if you went full on goat mode that four legged fella could only consume so much. Try getting a goat to eat an old sofa you want tossed out. For the big junk removal jobs forget about the squids or the goats and focus on the king – as in Junk King Monterey.
Junk King is a proud member of the Monterey business community who has been helping the local homeowners, apartment renters and business owners clean up their property by removing all the unnecessary clutter. How can Junk King Monterey work for you? First figure out what you want to get rid of. This doesn’t have to be exact because even with a first pass through your house you might not find all the items you finally want to toss out. Once you have a good sense of what needs to go, give Junk King a call. They’ll send a supervisor out to your home to survey the junk. This is so they can create an estimate based on the amount of space your junk will take up in the Junk King truck. That’s how you’ll be charged by the truck space. There will be no hidden fees, landfill charges or labor costs. One price. The only way that price would change if your junk ends up taking less room than the estimate. In that case, you’ll be given a refund. If it takes up more space you won’t pay any extra.
As soon as you agree on this estimate, you’ll make an appointment for the removal. This will be based on your schedule. Whatever works for you is when Junk King Monterey will show up. On the appointed day at the appointed hour expect a truck and crew to roll up into your driveway. Show them the junk you want carted off and they’ll take care of the rest. You don’t have to move the junk or pull it out to the driveway. In no time that junk will be loaded up and driven away. Then it’s off to dinner for some fried calamari… just don’t tell the vampire squid!