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Zombie Survival Tips From Junk King: Kill the Clutter

If “The Walking Dead” has taught us anything about zombies it is that they are unrelenting when it comes to getting their next meal. How many times have you seen a zombie without legs crawling for a bite? What about all those zombies that have been burnt up in a fire? They’re still walking for dinner. The only way to stop a zombie is to strike them in the head. This makes a solid baseball bat or golf club the weapon of choice. You certainly don’t want to waste bullets when a good swing of a club will do. Ideally, if you have a katana, then you would be set.

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We also learned that if a zombie bites you on the limb, you can be saved if the limb is quickly dispatched with. That’s where that katana would come in handy. If you’re bitten anywhere else, it’s time to put your affairs in order and say your good-byes. The goal is to stay one step ahead of the zombies. Thankfully, most zombies are of the slow walking variety. When they start running, all bets are off.

As with any type of apocalypse, you want to make sure you’ve got an exit strategy. That first exit could mean getting out of your home before the zombie hordes show up. That’s why you need Junk King. If your home is full of clutter, then you’ll just be stumbling around in the dark looking for canned goods while zombies come knocking at your door. You want a clear path through your basement, garage and living room. Junk King can give you that path!

One call to Junk King will have a team of clutter fighters sent to your home to remove anything that stands between you and a fast exit. While they’re at it, that Junk King crew can also clear out the unwanted items in your closet, attic and basement. Hey, if you’re going to abandon your home to the zombies, you don’t want to leave it a mess.

When it comes to this zombie proofing decluttering, Junk King isn’t going to charge you an arm or a leg (the perfect zombie snack BTW). Instead, you’ll pay a fair price based on how much space your junk will fill up on the back of the truck. It’s always a fair and fast deal with Junk King, the true enemy of the zombie!

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse in Richmond with Junk Removal

We’re entering into a high zombie alert situation. Between Halloween and the return of “The Walking Dead” zombies are everywhere. Can you survive a zombie attack? First order of business is to determine what kind of zombies you’re dealing with. A Voodoo zombie is an animated corpse that is usually brought back from the dead with a specific mission. If you’re not the target of a Voodoo zombie, you could survive an attack. Even if a Voodoo zombie bites you, it doesn’t mean you’ll turn into a zombie. For that, you need to go to a Voodoo priestess.

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The virus-plagued zombies are the ones that can cause the most trauma. These usually break down to two distinct categories: slow walkers and runners. The slow walkers are easy to dispatch. Yes, they can surprise you but a swift blow to the head with a blunt object should do the trick. A running zombie is a bit more challenging to take care. This is why you should wear protective gear at all

times. You know those suits dog trainers wear to avoid getting bit? That would be the way to go.

When the zombie virus starts to spread, you’ll want to have your survival kit standing by. This should be a trunk size package that contains things like first aid supplies, iodine tablets, flashlights, tools, flares, clothes and canned goods. If you can put this trunk on a rolling cart, all the better because you never know when you might have to leave. As it happens, this survival kit can also come in handy during storm evacuations. It’s important to have quick access to your survival kit otherwise, it’s not going to do you much good. If there is a lot of clutter standing between you and your kit, you better get it cleared away with the help of Junk King.

Junk King are the pros when it comes to decluttering a space. The Junk King crew will happily load up anything and everything you want to get rid of. This should leave you a clear path to your survival kit and your holiday decorations and other important stored items. A single junk removal appointment with Junk King will get rid of your clutter and have you ready to face the zombies. Make that call today!